1 - Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
     Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the Drink on your feet).
     Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

2. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
    Cause: You're lying on the floor.
    Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

3. Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
    Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
    Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite drink! Start drinking and stop looking at the floor.

4. Symptom: The floor is moving.
    Cause: You're being dragged away.
    Cure: NO Cure!! But at least ask where they're taking you!

5. Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
    Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
    Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

6. Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny.
    Cause: You're in the wrong house.
    Cure: Get out immediately before they call the police. But you can ask if they can point you to your house.

7. Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
    Cause: You're in an ambulance.
    Cure: Don't move. Shut up & let the professionals do their job